DDO Cocktail Hour Episode 68, You Do Me And I Owe You One

Welcome to the 68th episode of DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online! Today we are looking at the New update, new enhancement line, and other stuff that Lessah has noticed while jogging around Stormreach and not looking at the release notes. Listen to find out who we think is clubbing baby owl bears to make decorations for leather armor. Conspiracy! Thanks so much for listening!

Here is the link for the episode!

RETO Rangers for the Equal Treatment of Owlbears

Intro: Kentucky Vampires

No more Cyberears.

Orange is the New Black

Lessah is a Noob!

Eveningstar. Hey Lessah, does this rag smell like chloroform?
Hall of Heros. Eveningstar, Hall of Heros. Why can’t I read about any of these heros? And where is Dittz Dudden? What is the point if I can’t see my favorite Lawful Good Hot Drow?! I saw a half orc in there but no drow… Of course there is a pool of water in the middle of it because the primitive people of Eveningstar don’t know about things like drainage and indoor plumbing. Thatched-roof cottages are so last season…. Where is the elaborate sewage system infested with Kobolds? They need one.. and they need streets that won’t get muddy. A few public works programs would go a long way, like making cobblestone streets and all that. I see some people loitering in that town. Stormreach sends all their refugees/evacuees to the docs where they belong.
Save the Owlbears!!! Big Owlbear in the harbor in a cage is ALIVE. When I wear the leather with the owl bear face on the front, it’s small. Are they harvesting baby Owlbear pels to make this armor! RETO Rangers for the ethical treatment of Owl Bears. The Stormreach Owlbear Conspiracy! Stop! The Devs are clubbing Baby Owlbears to Decorate Leather armor! I am going to stand in the harbor and start throwing paint on anyone I see wearing this armor.

New segment “Samius Says, Turbine!”

Web tools, offline guild chat, AH/SH, gear lists, CHAR BUILDER, etc…

Things that make you go Hmmm (symptoms of hard economic times)

CPT Niles Cage needs to move that ship. It’s hampering harbor business.
Baudry is at the end of the doc… I thought he was an owner not a supervisor. His tavern drinking days are over? His business must be suffering if he can’t afford to sit on his ass in the tavern and drink. I blame the flood of undocumented workers in Stormreach who cannot protect that stupid box!

Group Discussion, New Update.