DDO Cocktail Hour Episode 64, Spells IRL

Welcome to the 64^th episode of DDO Cocktail Hour
where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online and
sometimes more inappropriate things too!
This week the crew ask “what spell in DDO would you use in real
life?” Lessah had a double trouble
hireling watch feature and she shares a tale of Permadeath woe and talks about
her mentor’s guide to building a flawless PD Ranger! The team also talks about the My DDO fallout
and Samius Gurobo’s poo phones in. (I
can’t make this stuff up, it really happened!)
Thanks so much for listening!

This
week’s we have a Public Service Announcement and a new sponsor.

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HERE
is the link for the episode! Just left
click and play or right click and “save as” to download!

You can also listen from our home on
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WARNING!
This show is not bleeped! It’s
just not ok!

00:43:33

Intro: Blast

What are you drinking?

Tweets, where
you tell us what spell you would use from DDO in real life!

Discussion,
getting old players to return. How do we
do that? You’ve lost that loving
feeling.

Lessah is a Noob!

· Double
Trouble Hireling watch! Level 8 Cleric
“Fergus” and Level 11 FS “Roshan”. Daffious
is a hireling, but he is only available in the Sublime because he is a
“biter”. Also it’s almost impossible to keep a halfing clean, the
Coin Lord’s deemed him too dirty for the regular vendor.

·
A
tale woe or… This one time in the shower…I accidentally killed my guild leader.

·
Ducks
fly into the Chronoscope on elite! I
went to the Circus!

·
Look
Mom! I’m a Ranger! Tupe’s rules for making a flawless Permadeath
Ranger!

There are two kinds of
characters in this game, Rangers and Targets.

Rangers are also arrogant little premadona
bitches.

Remember you are the ranger, the clerics
just think they run the party.

Never Buff a Halfling

Never Let your Halfling wiggle off its
hook.

Always choose the pretty bows to match your
shoes.

Con is a dump stat.

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