A Parody of A Parody: I’m On A Boat!

In Honor of the Rise of The Guilds,Update 5, And To Guild Airships Everywhere! 

Lyrics:

SHORDAY!
Aww yeah get your astral diamonds ready  …
We running this, let’s go

a flying boat (a flying boat)
a flying boat (I’m on a boat)
Everybody look at me ’cause I’m sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
a flying boat
a flying boat
Take a good hard look at my guilds rockin boat (yeah)

I’m on a boat with my Pali take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can’t stop me flashin coin cause I’m on a boat

Take a screenshot trick (trick)
I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Dirty Kobolds,
Cause they taste so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I’m flipping lizards, you a out crafting
Straight flipping copies (fragments)

I’m beating on a kobold, spining kicks on its head
The kobolds loosin, on a d20 bet
But this ain’t LARPin, this is real as it gets
I’m on a boat, with my guild, don’t you ever forget

I’m on a boat and
It’s going fast and
I got a nautical themed
shield and khopesh man
I’m the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you’re on the shore,
then you’re sure not me-oh

Get yur renown up
this airship is real

Forget land, I’m on a boat, landlubber (landlubba)
Forget trees, I’m up above em, tree lover (tree lover)
I’m on the deck with my boys, scurvy mutha (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, like no other


Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this airship to the Velah somehow (somehow)
Like Tasty Ham Rain, anything is possible

Yeah,
never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a big blue windy road (yeah)
Storm Reaver
Look at me, oh

Never thought I’d see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
this aint your birthday

a flying boat
a flying boat
Everybody look at me ’cause I’m sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
a flying boat
a flying boat
Take a good hard look at my guilds rockin boat (sha-shortay, yeah)

A parody of The Lonely Island’s “I’m On A Boat” featuring T-Pain. This song takes a look at Module 5 and Dungeons and Dragons Online – Eberron Unlimited, “The Rise of the Guilds.” The MOD includes airships!

This video features Lamania footage as well as original animation by Clankenbeard J. Dwarf! Enjoy!
Very Special Thanks Everyone who gave their time and energy for this video! Friends and Friends of friends! 
Clankenbeard, Lessah, Lead Vocalist to be named later, Larp Society, Samius, Jerry and the DDO Podcast, Sleeping Cap and all the crew over at ddodaily.com, The Ambassador to Stormreach, AutoTunes, Machoman Randy Savage, PETA, The Lonely Island, the Warforged Coalition, The Folks at Cocktail Hour, and the makers of Tedos Handmade Vodka!

Here is the original video on which the parody was based:

  1. Jerry says:

    Brilliant. and amazing.

  2. Thebrute7 says:

    Oh my word, that is probably the best DDO video I have ever seem, except for maybe the stormreach dating game… Thanks guys (and girl)

  3. Kosimo says:

    Oh my!

    WANDERINGMONSTER is BAAAACK!!!

    Yes, we’ve seen Ice Jumping and Egg Hunting but this is one – WOW! 🙂

    Way cool guys – awesome production!

  4. reorex says:

    OMG you guys are the best! watched it first thing this morning and went to work smiling. Add another Lessah and Clanky masterpiece to the long line of super awesomeness that is your videos. Oh Yeah Machoman Say “OH YEAH” rotfl!!!

  5. PIraterose says:

    +5 of Awesome! Great job you all!

  6. Envinyatar says:

    Fookin’ brilliant! Nice auto-tune work! *snicker*

  7. thadwiilliams says:

    Wow. I don’t know how all this collective talent for humor and entertainment doesn’t get paid for this somehow. Really great stuff people!

    I would drink a DK on the deck with you guys and gals anytime.

  8. Ryverwynd says:

    Great job guys!

    Oh, Clanky, do you really carry an axe as the last shot shows? Shouldn’t that be a rounded end like a mace?

  9. Razcar says:

    A boat-load of pure nautical win!

    Not only a brilliant idea, good singing and production as well.

    Get you renown up!

  10. Theemerald Emperor says:

    You guys should post an mp3 of the audio

  11. Stabbity says:

    So let me get this right you guys make this kick ass song about the airships and mr cant sing without auto tune t pain (more like ear pain) rips it off? Lame.

    I can tell yours was fist. I mean clearly easier to find stuff in real life to put in a video then to find in a video game to sync with real life.

    Your video rocks the only thing is it need more clankenbeard. I got to have more clanken. I got a fever and the cure is more clanken.

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